This was written underneath where it said “Harry Potter Sucks Cock”

2010 February 10
by Beauregard Jones

Man is neither an impenetrable forest

nor king of any  jungle

and the truth is blinding

and hard to see;

la, la, la.

Eric Rohmer

2010 February 9
by Beauregard Jones

Remember Iraq?

2010 February 9
by Beauregard Jones

Self (with ALASKA hat), 2009

2010 February 9
by Beauregard Jones

Combat Baby, Come Back

2010 February 3
by Beauregard Jones
Simon Birch Kills Woman "My Mother The War" by 10,000 Maniacs
"Combat Baby" by Metric Gary Busey on Letterman, 1990
Obama's Teleprompter Troubles Chris Farley on Conan, 1994-95
"When I Lay My Burden Down" by Furry Lewis "Trouble So Hard" by Vera Hall

State of the Union

2010 January 28
by Beauregard Jones

Where is Warren Harding?

2010 January 25
by Beauregard Jones

Gravity Rides Everything

2010 January 25
by Beauregard Jones

John, 2007

2010 January 25
by Beauregard Jones

Fighting The Power At 100: Questions For Doris “GRANNY D” Haddock, Pt. 2 of 3

2010 January 24
by Beauregard Jones
HAPPY 100th BIRTHDAY GRANNY D!!!

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On this, the occasion of her 100th birthday, I present Fighting The Power At 100, pt. 2 of 3, in which D dishes on her 9-year-old Asics sneakers, tells us what she was doing during World War I, and calls for the legalization of marijuana.
Do you see the internet as positive tool for political change, or will it, like all other forms of media, be successfully co-opted by those with power and money to influence and control the masses?

On a stop made along your walk for campaign finance reform, John McCain gifted you with a pair of Asics Gel shoes, which are like a generic version of New Balance. Do you think this implies Senator McCain is a cheapskate? Have you had the pleasure of meeting his 97-year-old mother, Roberta? Have you had any recent contact with either McCain or Feingold?

A decade has come and gone since you began to walk across the country in the name of campaign finance reform. Why did you choose to focus on this issue specifically?

And given your 3,200-mile cross-country walk and your 20 years in the footwear biz, what is your favorite pair of shoes? Do you still walk on a regular basis?

You mentioned the first time you smoked marijuana was with Woody Harrelson when you were 90. Have you smoked marijuana with Woody Harrelson since? Perhaps Willie Nelson?

And what do you make of “The War on Drugs”?

The first thing I look for in a politician is honesty. As a result of our most recent Presidential election, I have become aware of several who seem to be more honest than most: Mike Gravel, Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich. What are your thoughts on these individuals? Are you in regular contact with any of them?
If President Obama were wise enough to consult you as an advisor, what would you tell him?
And what is your advice for the young people? For the old people?
How different is the world today, from the world you grew up in? Do you feel safer, or less secure? Do you feel happier or sadder? What are the differences? When are you at your happiest, and when are you at your saddest?